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Rorschach Inkblot Test – Orbital
Posted in Frivolous Friday Antics, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Heatmap Rorschach Inkblot Tests Rorschach inkblot tests provide incredible insight into a person’s personality characteristics and emotional functioning. Regardless of the type of ambiguous design displayed, t...
Tuesday, Nov 17
Pink and Deadly
Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games, Xtreme Xbox Tagged: Gaming Events If this evening will find you avoiding any and all new releases that end in “2″, perhaps you will consider stopping by The Running Riot for their scheduled Firestream Firefight. Louis Wu (of HBO), Jironimo (of Ascendan...
Sunday, Nov 15
One of These Things Is Not Like the Others
Sarge TomzillaNartFOpcJimmy Carminemarissas dadmendicantbias00Xeronian ExileJdubbs11 SoFrowboat 000snorkle256Das Kalkthe light showbs angel Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Gaming Events It’s exactly two weeks until the Halo 3 Hawty McBloggy-hosted Community Pl...
Friday, Nov 13
Friday Caption Fun, Round 70
Posted in Frivolous Friday Antics, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Friday Caption Fun, I Heart Halo 3 Screenshots Many of you have fallen victim to the latest video game bug often referred to as MW2 but if you find yourself still free of its grasp, perhaps this weekend’s Halo 3 double EXP ...
Thursday, Nov 12
The Lighthouse
Posted in Gaming Related Videos, Halo Heaven, Video Games While typically used to assist in sea and aerial navigation, lighthouses sometimes find themselves being used for other purposes as well. This Halo 3 machinima shows one such example. Featuring higher than average voice acting c...
Friday, Nov 6
Friday Caption Fun, Round 69
Posted in Frivolous Friday Antics, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Friday Caption Fun, I Heart Halo 3 Screenshots I missed my regular Halo sessions last weekend so today finds me suffering from serious withdrawal symptoms. Thankfully the current Double EXP playlist of choice, the alw...
Wednesday, Nov 4
Helljumpers: The Movie
Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Artistic and Shit With the constant tease of a Halo movie hovering over our heads, you would be hard-pressed to find a fellow gaming fanatic that hasn’t envisioned that particular project becoming a reality. Some people enjoy debating what acto...
Sunday, Nov 1
The Man of Even More Consoles
Gears of War 2 Limited Edition Console Halo Wars Limited Edition Console Watchmen Night Owl Limited Edition Console Fight Night Round 4 Limited Edition Console Halo 3 ODST Limited Edition Console Heroes Amazon Limited Edition Console Red Faction Limited Edition Console
Friday, Oct 30
Friday Caption Fun, Round 68
“Shocked and outraged, Pink came to the conclusion that the pie is also a lie.” (Arby)“The Reds never minded “playing house” with Donut, as long as it meant Grif wasn’t doing the cooking.” (mendicantbias00)“Slowly the 16 year old Five Star General realizes, even after FINALLY getting Rec...
Thursday, Oct 29
Score Some Sweet Halo Swag
Halo Child’s Play Auction Pack Halo 3 edition Xbox 360 faceplate signed by Bungie Studio staff members, Signed copy of the Halo novel Ghosts of Onyx, McFarlane Toys Blue Elite action figure, Halo 3 wristband, Halo 3 wall scroll, Halo 3 Xbox 360 faceplate
Saturday, Oct 24
IH3SotW: The Complete Gallery
Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: I Heart Halo 3 Screenshots, IH3SotW Whether you’re uninitiated to the glory that is Spartan pr0n or you’ve been a fan since the very beginning, enjoy the complete gallery of the hilariously hot Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week collec...
Friday, Oct 23
Rorschach Inkblot Test – Heretic
Posted in Frivolous Friday Antics, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Heatmap Rorschach Inkblot Tests It’s been a while since we’ve done a Halo 3 Heatmap Rorschach Inkblot Test, almost seven months to the day to be exact. That number seemed ripe for a comeback so I would like to propose that w...
Monday, Oct 19
First Look at Halo Waypoint
Posted in Gaming Related Videos, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Halo-Themed Videos, Up and Coming Halo Waypoint, the soon to be hub for anything and everything Halo-related, is officially coming to Xbox Live on November 5th. Produced by 343 Industries, it is expected to feature newsy...
Friday, Oct 16
Friday Caption Fun, Round 67
Posted in Frivolous Friday Antics, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Friday Caption Fun, I Heart Halo 3 Screenshots Some of you may find yourself enjoying the randomness of Fiesta (the double EXP playlist of choice) this weekend. Others will be playing their favorite video game while...
Wednesday, Oct 14
This Is The Way The World Ends
Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games Last week a giant circular cloud, nicknamed a “Halo cloud” due to the roundish shape, appeared over the city of Moscow (the video of which is located after the jump). UFO enthusiasts everywhere are convinced it was an unidentified aerial phenomenon howe...
Tuesday, Oct 13
Play With Bungie!
Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Gaming Events, Video Game Charities If you’ve found yourself wanting to play with your favorite video game developers but have in the past left your fate up to the random whims of matchmaking, it’s probably about time you took your future into yo...
Monday, Oct 12
Piff! Paff! Puff!
Posted in Video Games, Xtreme Xbox Tagged: I'd Eat That Halo fanatic John, better known in the gaming world as gtdroptop, loves his video games, so much in fact that he often coordinates his schedule around many of the bigger releases. Needless to say neither John nor his wife were surpris...
Saturday, Oct 10
This Halo 3 Bomb Gives You an Extra Life
Posted in eBay Stuff, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Custom Halo Things, Video Game Charities If you are the thoughtful type and enjoy hand-delivering detonative gift baskets directly to your opponent’s base, then perhaps you’d like your own Type 14 Anti-Tank Mine to adorn your pers...
Friday, Oct 9
Friday Caption Fun, Round 66
Posted in Frivolous Friday Antics, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Friday Caption Fun, I Heart Halo 3 Screenshots Those of you who enjoy nothing more than a good hammering are in for a treat this weekend as the current Halo 3 Double EXP playlist of choice is the always enjoyable Grifball. B...
Thursday, Oct 8
There Goes the Neighborhood
Posted in Crafty Crap, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Custom Halo Things When most people catch a glimpse of a Power Wheels toy car haphazardly barreling down the sidewalk, they tend to only see an expensive battery-powered vehicle suitable for overindulged children. Super modder fl...
Top Ten Halo 3: ODST Pick-Up Lines
Posted in Halo Heaven, Original Must Reads, Video Games Tagged: Top Ten Lists It’s a well established fact that some people to use Xbox Live as a dating service, focusing more on the potential real life score instead of the better chanced virtual game-related one. Unfortunately their ver...
Monday, Oct 5
Halo 3 Meets Battlefield Bad Company 2
Posted in Gaming Related Videos, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Halo-Themed Videos Machinima maker LostMedia recently took on the task of recreating the Battlefield Bad Company 2 Gamescom Trailer by laying the corresponding audio track on top of footage captured in Halo 3. The end re...
Thursday, Oct 1
Inside the Mind of the Greatest Halo 3 Player
Watch and learn people, … watch and learn. Posted in Gaming Related Videos, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Halo-Themed Videos Watch and learn people, … watch and learn. Posted in Gaming Related Videos, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Halo-Themed Videos
Tuesday, Sep 29
Need Firefight Halo 3: ODST Teammates?
Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games Last week saw the release of the highly anticipated first-person shooter Halo 3: ODST. Along with that release came Firefight, a cooperative campaign mode allowing up to four players to valiantly take on wave after wave of brutally aggressive Covenant...
Friday, Sep 25
Happy Birthday Halo 3!
Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: I Heart Halo 3 Screenshots Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: I Heart Halo 3 Screenshots
Friday Caption Fun, Round 64
“As the blood leaked from under the door, Master Chief told himself that murdering The Rookie was the only way to save his career.” (Rippolighter159) “The fact that Chief was having his period in the middle of a mission made some of the marines begin to question his gender.” (BenOfBodom) “Th...
Tuesday, Sep 22
Free Halo 3: ODST Prepare to Drop Premium Theme
Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games, Xtreme Xbox One way you can properly celebrate the release of Halo 3: ODST is by playing it for hours on end. Another acceptable avenue of revelry involves downloading the Prepare to Drop theme for your Xbox 360 dashboard. Decked out in all things ODST, thi...
Saturday, Sep 19
Guest Article: 8-Bit Soundtrack To My Life
Events and people have weaved in and out of my life. Consoles and games have fallen in and out of vogue. I’ve had some amazing events in my life and I’ve suffered, and am suffering through, some incredible lows. Mario doesn’t judge me, and Bungie’s Master Chief doesn’t waggle his finger at m...
Friday, Sep 18
Halo 3 Special Edition Xbox 360 Wedding Cake
Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: I'd Eat That Sometimes you catch a glimpse of something so incredibly tantalizing that you find yourself salivating over the prospect of being able to savor even the tiniest of tastes. But enough about the chick already, let’s talk about that cak...
Friday Caption Fun, Round 63
“After a joke about his alienhood made by the Chief, the Arbiter waited until the Chief had fallen asleep before measuring himself.” (newguy2445)“Why does he get the top bunk? I mean, he said ’shotgun’, but I actually have one… That counts…” (gunluva) “Despite their blatant heterosexua...
Thursday, Sep 17
Win My PAX ‘09 Swag Bag!
Custom Cortana Xbox 360 faceplate with 15 Bungie employee signatures Two Borderlands posters (coverart and characters) One Large Orange Blabbelon T-Shirt One Medium Black Brink T-Shirt One Dead Space Extraction Comic One Dante’s Inferno Comic One Faunasphere Mouse Pad One Aeria Ga...
Monday, Sep 14
The Katonian Press: Unable To Travel To Seattle, Ohio Man Creates “PAX Midwest”
Throughout the Expo, invitees were treated to the full convention experience. At a card table in his living room, the host himself signed autographs and pored over a printout of the Gamestop release dates list discussing which upcoming games were going to be awesome and which ones would t...
Friday, Sep 11
Friday Caption Fun, PAX ‘09 Edition!
Posted in Frivolous Friday Antics, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Friday Caption Fun I have a plethora of pictures gathering dust from PAX (some are good, some are bad, and some are downright ugly!) so I thought instead of our usual Halo 3 screenshot captioning activity, we could inste...
Saturday, Sep 5
Halo 3: ODST Live-Action Short
Posted in Gaming Related Videos, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Halo-Themed Videos *Thank you to BenOfBodom for keeping track of the news when I wasn’t able to! Posted in Gaming Related Videos, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Halo-Themed Videos
Friday, Sep 4
Friday Caption Fun, Round 62
Posted in Frivolous Friday Antics, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Friday Caption Fun, I Heart Halo 3 Screenshots Due to PAX I am facing yet another Halo-less stretch. During the extended holiday weekend there will be no flag capturing. No bomb arming. No Mongoose splattering. No headshot...
Friday, Aug 28
Friday Caption Fun, Round 61
Posted in Frivolous Friday Antics, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Friday Caption Fun, I Heart Halo 3 Screenshots It’s been two weeks since Halo 3 has seen the inside of my disc tray so needless to say, I’m ready for the weekend. While Mythic Brawl, the current double EXP playlist of choice...
Sunday, Aug 23
Xbox 360 Games Slated for September 2009 Release
Halo 3: ODST returns players to familiar ground on a vital, top-secret mission. The gripping story, cooperative campaign and new multiplayer content will have Halo fans “Preparing to Drop” in Fall 2009. Originally titled Halo 3: Recon, the new game brings the perspective of new characte...
Friday, Aug 21
Friday Caption Fun, Round 60
Posted in Frivolous Friday Antics, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Friday Caption Fun, I Heart Halo 3 Screenshots Normally I use this block of text to inform you of the current double EXP playlist of choice along with any Halo-specific plans I may have for the weekend but considering I’m...
Friday, Jul 31
Friday Caption Fun, Round 57
“I was going to pick Chief in this fight, but then I remembered he has no reach.” (Weezey31) “After a short while the duel turned into a fight, which turned into a brawl, then a ruckus; the combat evolved!” (Tactful)“Despite being on probation, Michael Vick decided to try his hand at making m...
Friday, Jul 24
Friday Caption Fun, Round 56
Posted in Frivolous Friday Antics, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Friday Caption Fun, I Heart Halo 3 Screenshots Halo anime? Halo Waypoint? What’s with all this new information coming out while I’m away on vacation? I’m out here in the middle of nowhere getting eaten up by bugs (eight e...
Thursday, Jul 23
Microsoft Announces Halo Legends, an Anime-Style Halo Miniseries
“‘Halo’ and its characters are a very natural fit for anime,” said Aramaki, creative director for the “Halo Legends” project. “As a fan of the ‘Halo’ universe, it is an honor to work with Microsoft and my very talented peers from other studios to create this collection.”
Friday, Jul 10
Friday Caption Fun, Round 54
Posted in Frivolous Friday Antics, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Friday Caption Fun, I Heart Halo 3 Screenshots Is everybody recovered from the craziness that was Bungie Day? While I may not have worn a tutu, I did manage to play Halo significantly longer than I normally do on a Tuesday....
Monday, Jul 6
The Three Step Guide to Being Cool in Halo 3
Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: I Heart Halo 3 Screenshots 1. Take a screenshot of you beating a well-known MLG pro. 2. Make the aforementioned image your profile screenshot. 3. Pray nobody clicks the ‘View Game‘ option. Voilà! And you can thank me later. Ya know, after you’re done maki...
Friday, Jul 3
Friday Caption Fun, Round 53
Posted in Frivolous Friday Antics, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Friday Caption Fun, I Heart Halo 3 Screenshots While my favorite Halo 3 double experience playlist of choice is easily Team Flag, this weekend’s ‘4th of July‘ option sounds decently fun as well. I’d replace decently wit...
Saturday, Jun 20
Interactive Halo 3 HUD Desktop
Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Custom Halo Things Sometimes the passion that some Halo fanatics have for all things Master Chief cannot be contained to just Xbox 360 mods and iPhone themes. Sometimes they need something especially amazing to adorn their desktop in the form of...
Friday, Jun 12
Friday Caption Fun, Round 50
“Objection!” (dragnew)“Microsoft surprised its E3 audience when it released this literal screenshot of upcoming game Halo: Reach.” (Tactful) “I’m not going to hold my finger out all day… if you’re going to pull it then PULL IT ALREADY!” (Ez8Diaz) “He’s been frozen like that ever since w...
Thursday, Jun 11
Turning Halo 3 Screenshots Into Art
Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Artistic and Shit, I Heart Halo 3 Screenshots I have a thing for Halo 3 screenshots. While I can’t take one worth a darn, I definitely appreciate them more than the average person. I don’t discriminate either. I love scenic screenshots, I love inappr...
Saturday, Jun 6
You Can Haz Recon Too
Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Video Game Toys McFarlane Toys’ Halo Series 6 line (which includes The Rookie that we’ve already seen images of) will also feature new characters, new weapons and a varied selection of medals. This particular collection, dubbed “The Medal Edit...
Friday, Jun 5
Friday Caption Fun, Round 49
“Knowing the Elites’ natural curiosity, the tide of the Covenant war changed when the UNSC implemented the ‘HazRecon’ grenade as standard equipment. Directions: ‘Light helmet and throw toward enemy.’” (JLay) “After years of trying to find a live specimen, SoMP finally found one. Terrib...
Wednesday, Jun 3
Halo 3: ODST Firefight Gameplay
Posted in Gaming Related Videos, Halo Heaven, Video Games, Xtreme Xbox Tagged: Halo-Themed Videos, Up and Coming Halo 3: ODST, along with allowing you to experience the battle from a completely different perspective than the overly familiar Spartan viewpoint we have all grown accust...
Monday, Jun 1
Top 10 Halo 3 Exterminations
Posted in Gaming Related Videos, Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Halo-Themed Videos This Top 10 Halo 3 Exterminations video gave me the inspiration to write my own personal ode to that ever elusive achievement. Enjoy the video then check out my poetic masterpiece after the jump. You’ll b...
Friday, May 29
Friday Caption Fun, Round 48
“Ahh my eyes! I thought it’d be the story of two girls who couldn’t afford a coffee each and had to share.” (Don A K Bab) “NOOOOOOOO he beat me to first post by 1 second! AARRRRRGGGGHHHH” (Gi85on) “Upon seeing the new MJOLNIR Mark VII specs, complete with a built-in Spartan Laser, Spartan-086...
Wednesday, May 27
Fan-Created Halo 3: ODST Teaser Trailer
Posted in Gaming Related Videos, Halo Heaven, Video Games, Xtreme Xbox Tagged: Halo-Themed Videos As the highly anticipated release of the upcoming stand-alone expansion to Halo 3 crawls ever so closer, our not so steady stream of information has slowly trickled down to nothing. A comp...
Monday, Apr 27
Opinion: Top Ten Halo Multiplayer Maps
Blood Gulch, the big daddy of all Halo multiplayer maps. It spawned Coagulation. It inspired Valhalla. It even made it into Halo Wars. There’s a reason why this map continues to create new life. That’s because it’s fucking aweome. Simplicity at its best.
Monday, Mar 23
No Longer Existing Only in Myth
Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games, Xbox Just in case the purposely vague postscript in the last Bungie Weekly Update wasn’t confirmation enough for you, it has now been officially confirmed that the Halo 3 Mythic Map Pack will hit the Xbox Live Marketplace on April 9th for 800. Not wanting...
Monday, Mar 2
Get the Mythic Map Pack for Only $1,250!
Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games, Xbox Halo Wars releases in the US, Canada, Mexico and South America regions this Tuesday, providing the first opportunity for many Master Chief fanatics to get their hands on a brand new set of Halo 3 maps. If waiting one more day for the much anticipated M...
Wednesday, Oct 29
Opinion: Interview with Forge Artist Predator5791
Halo CE without a doubt. Halo 3 might have more options and all around better graphics and gameplay but the memories I have playing Halo CE can never be beaten. Unless they put some kind of Super Forge in Halo 3. If they do that then Halo CE can go screw itself.
Monday, Aug 25
Opinion: Wait, You Can Play Too Much Halo?
You fantasize about Cortana… a LOT. (-S-) You call your pet The Arbiter. (ali233) You’ve purchased an Xbox and an Xbox 360 to play only Halo games. (ResilientMonkey) You’ve made a Master Chief costume. (Mike) You’ve worn a Master Chief costume. (Mike) Your Xbox 360 is never off. (Shu Sam Chen)
Tuesday, Jan 1
Opinion: Guest Article : The Halo Pro Gamer’s 2008 Wishlist
Now in the Halo world (and all other games in the #4 category), whether you agree with me or not, the hardcore pro gamers are the ones that the folks at Bungie need to take care of the most. Yes that’s right, the pro gamers and avid multiplayers are your golden goose Bungie. We’re the ones who keep...
Monday, Dec 3
Hawty McBloggy : November in Review
Top 10 Posts : Top 10 Things Female Gamers Hear on Xbox LiveBlack Friday Video Game DealsI Spy Something OrangeBoosting to 5 Star DouchebaggeryTop 10 Romantic Halo 3 Lines Useful for Forge ProposalsThe Coolest Kid at School on Halo-weenTwo Custom Halo 3-Themed Xbox 360 Faceplates for S...
Tuesday, Nov 27
How To: Setting the Mood Music, Halo Style
He offers a tutorial as well if you want to learn how to play it on your piano without the sheet music. I am in a lovey dovey mood after writing my Top 10 Romantic Halo 3 Lines Useful for Forge Proposals. I now offer you some romantic Halo-themed music, piano and strings style. He offers a tutorial a...
Monday, Oct 1
Opinion: By: Cayote
I love your blog! Was that the biggest month ever?! Will there be a year in review? Will the brady bunch be playing Halo 3 with us? Will Master Chief be playing Guitar Hero 3? Does everyone wish they had a Cortana voice in thier head? If we saved the Cheerleader-did we really save the World? I lo...
